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Oh, it's true. The amount of shit that actually slips by being blammed the fuck out of is appalling. All these 14 year old douchebags and retarded cockmonkeys think they can stick their thumbs up their assholes - draw some stickmen in a Flash window, and submit it to Newgrounds thinking they've accomplished something in their lives;
"LOLOLOL OMGZZZZ T0M FULP LUK @ MUH FLASH IT B L33T!!!!!!"
No, no, no.
I'm the critic who has to sit through this onslaught of poor animation skills and retard-dom. So, if you're a submitter of content who doesn't already have a positive status in our little community here, do me a favor: if you have no artistic direction, or even doubt what you're submitting - kill yourself. You'll make Newgrounds a better place, I promise - if not for everyone else, at least for me.
- revivalmethod
